Five-O de May-O
First off, we're not big fans of war. Actually, we're pretty scared of guns (well most of us anyway... some enjoy occasional trips to the range with an AK-47). We're also pretty big fans of the French (Montreal, Trois Monts, and l'Arc de Triomphe all A++ in our books) and of Mexico (sombreros, Tulum, and tacos all make us smile).
All that being said, on May 5, 1862 we're glad that Mexican forces had guns, and we're glad they beat the French (sorry guys).
We raise a glass to all those who gave their lives on both sides of the Battle of Puebla, that your names may live on this and every Cinco de Mayo.